As there is an unauthorized sample used in this recording,
this is probably an apt time for me to mention that this song - like all that appears on this website -
is not a commercial recording, and not intended for broadcast or to generate profit of any kind.
It is
at most a demo, or sketch
(hence the lack of a professional spoon player, or even an amateur percussionist, or even a regular person who can keep time).
No cutlery was harmed during the making of this song,
which was written and recorded on tuesday may 16, 2006.